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  • Aug. 8th, 2005 at 10:29 AM
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If you think you are going to fail your A-Levels then don't worry! because Alton Towers are giving free day passes to anybody who scores three U's or worse on 18th August, the spokesperson for the park (Mike Lorimer) says it's an offer open to 'genuine failures only'

"Only those students with photo identification and an original exam slip will be allowed in for free," he said. "All exams must have been failed comprehensively and we are only interested in exam slips from 2005 - this is for newly qualified failures only!"

So Go Go Go Failures of England! For Free Alton Towers Awaits You!!!!
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xplacebox wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 10:03 am (UTC)
DAMN. I should've stayed in school haha. Isn't that going to encourage some losers to try and fail though? Providing they're gonna do this every year.

LAWL.
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 12:03 pm (UTC)
I'd like to see someone do a whole year of school work to just get free Alton Towers tickets but at something small as £15, they could just buy them and be happy

...if you ask me, it sounds suspicous, I think they are gonna nuke them, I would
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[info]violent_purple wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 01:57 pm (UTC)
This was on my local news show, its the stupidest thing ever, and I cant believe those kids who get As on thier A-levels dont get anything!
And yes, its awful and poorly thought out.
Werd.
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 02:53 pm (UTC)
.... What a terrible idea! Jeeze! Heh, I should have wasted my entire year at A-levels just so I can go free to Alton Towers. Man alive! Yeah, its probably just a trap to lure all the failures into one place, and then... I dont know, force them all to work in McDonalds for the rest of their life? The McDonalds in Alton Towers of course! Or yeah, nuke em. Sounds a lot more fun... but, well, it might kinda have the adverse affect of making the park not available to visitors for several decades... oh well.
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 04:08 pm (UTC)
hmm, If Alton Towers gets nuked then i'm sure it can't be good at all for us...

(In other news, your reading this straight off of wormlover.com now!)
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 04:15 pm (UTC)
Nice, I've sent a message to 1and1 telling them to let the domanis expire.
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mischa_craven wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 03:44 pm (UTC)
Wouldnt this just deter some peeps to work hard? Or maybe not...maybe just the real dumbos...ah well, i will rest assured that if I fail all then at least i can get into alton towers free for one day? lol
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 04:09 pm (UTC)
like i told xplacebox, why would you suffer a whole year of school just to get free tickets? just buy them for £15!!, but your point is pretty true, only the real dumbos would do this, or perhaps it's not too bad if you feel down that day
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peachiepie wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 06:11 pm (UTC)
While I think it's a completely stupid idea... be careful who you call the not so clever people... I got a D and Three U's on my AS Levels!
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 07:32 pm (UTC)
:o, very sorry to hear, but this isn't the way i think of it but the way Alton Towers puts it
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peachiepie wrote:
Aug. 8th, 2005 07:45 pm (UTC)
I'm not getting at you, don't worry! It's just that I'm sure that some of the people who gets the U's had worked hard and deserved something higher.
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