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My angry letter to Capcom

  • Sep. 25th, 2005 at 6:44 PM
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Dear Capcom
                     WTH!?
I'm a fan of all the capcom games from 'Resident Evil' all through the other ones but i'm on the verge of crying and if you don't aswer me these questions i'm scared I may do something nasty. Like scream at Souter...

1. Why on earth does an underground train station need to have the tighest security anybody has ever seen, which involves finding two pieces of of emblem in order to open a big door (and it just so happens that you leave these emblems with some really tough guys in suits!?)

2. Why can't I see down corridors? Not all zombies make noises you know! and I can't see 3 inches in front of me with your dodgy camera angles!

3.Why do the same freaking zombies come back to life when I leave the room and then re-enter it straight after?!

Why Capcom Why!? Why are your games such a rip of Konami!? Why does Souter love your games!?

I'd also like to make a point, Resident Evil isn't Evil, it's just tedious, I don't care if you nuke it!

If it wasn't for Resident Evil 4 I may be very upset at this moment in time!

I'd stay to rant on even more but Antiques Roadshow is on!

Yours Sincerely

Dave

Comments

[info]totally49 wrote:
Sep. 25th, 2005 07:12 pm (UTC)
You should have tagged this under "angry letters" to start of your "angry letters" series! If Antiques Roadshow aint impressive... I'm expecting an angry letter to the BBC!!!
[info]wormlover wrote:
Sep. 25th, 2005 07:30 pm (UTC)
GRR to the BBC!, we shall work straight away on our angry antiques roadshow letter
[info]totally49 wrote:
Sep. 25th, 2005 09:40 pm (UTC)
GERRR!!!!