Happy Birthday Secret Agent Man
You certainly raised my attention span
You and Scully were never needy
and of course.. you were never seedy.

But as the years have gone by
you've served the F.B.I
You told us to look to the skies
But we were more interested in Scully's thighs

Although you may never win
You read Celebrity skin
and 'though they'll give you foul play
I hope you have a good day

by -- Dave