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  • Oct. 15th, 2005 at 7:24 PM
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Dear the smelly people at Hovis
  I would like to question you about your bread and it's many different types. Although i'm a big fan of the 'great white' flavour I can't say i'm really that bothered with 'The Best of Both'.

If it tastes like Wholemeal and has the goodness of wholemeal then why colour it white?

Who are you trying to fool?

An angry bread fan

Comments

[info]totally49 wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 06:40 pm (UTC)
Agreed! It's so pointless - if you're gonna eat it, why not just have wholemeal in the first place? And good to see the angry letter series is continuing!
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
grr, second one of the angry letters. Down with bread!
[info]totally49 wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 07:06 pm (UTC)
And did you mean that everyone at Hovis is smelly, or that the letter was only addressed to the smelly people at Hovis?
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 07:07 pm (UTC)
the smelly people at hovis... who is everyone there
[info]totally49 wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 07:19 pm (UTC)
I wonder if you can find someone on LJ who works at Hovis and personally insult them for being smelly.
[info]honeyfitz wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 06:43 pm (UTC)
I eat fake collapsible bread. Weight Watchers, it's half a point a slice, and if you put anything on it, it virtually disintegrates. But it keeps me weight watching, hence the name.
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 06:49 pm (UTC)
fake collapsible bread? how does that work?
[info]honeyfitz wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 06:53 pm (UTC)
It's so ridiculously small and thin, that there's hardly any bread in the bread, let alone calories. Put anything hot on it and it disappears. *poof*
[info]dan_dan_dan wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2005 05:17 pm (UTC)
I scoff at weight watchers bread. my mum had that for a while and it was so tough to enjoy a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on it.
[info]violent_purple wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
Im the biggest bread fan around, give me a cheese and onion topped bap and Im on it like a wasp on some jam, but Hovis Best of Both is YUCK.
It's just granary with plastic surgery, and granary is the original and BEST.
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2005 11:34 am (UTC)
*reminds me of the time you got bread in your eye!*
[info]kimbo72 wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 08:13 pm (UTC)
I seem to remember, when having packed lunches at primary school, that eating brown bread was seriously uncool. If this is still the case then they've definately got a market for it!
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2005 11:37 am (UTC)
White bread is where it's at boiiiii!
[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 15th, 2005 10:51 pm (UTC)
I can't tell if you are serious, or just joking around.


Then again, I usually can't tell with you.


Monkeys.
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2005 11:33 am (UTC)
everyone should be serious when it comes to bread!
[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
Why? It's just bread. It is just for eating.
[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 16th, 2005 02:37 pm (UTC)
haha... Monkeys
[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2005 07:36 pm (UTC)
Indeed.
mischa_craven wrote:
Oct. 18th, 2005 02:18 pm (UTC)
han and debbie say it tastes like white BUT has the goodness of wholemeal!!!