Dave: You aren't going to believe what just happened to me. I found Waffles!
Harriett and Debbie: You can't just find waffles. Waffles aren't naturally occurring
Dave: You know the kitchen? I was walking out of there, and as I was heading to the door. I found them
Harriett and Debbie: They had to be someones waffles
Dave: No, I even asked somebody!
Dave: I was like, are these your waffles?
..and he was like..
No
Harriett and Debbie: So what did you do with them?
Dave: I brought them here *shows waffles* I thought we could have a waffle party
Harriett and Debbie: I'm not eating any found waffles
Dave: They're potato
Harriett and Debbie: They're litter.
Ok Ok... it didn't go exactly like that but that would have been amazing!

Harriett and Debbie: You can't just find waffles. Waffles aren't naturally occurring
Dave: You know the kitchen? I was walking out of there, and as I was heading to the door. I found them
Harriett and Debbie: They had to be someones waffles
Dave: No, I even asked somebody!
Dave: I was like, are these your waffles?
..and he was like..
No
Harriett and Debbie: So what did you do with them?
Dave: I brought them here *shows waffles* I thought we could have a waffle party
Harriett and Debbie: I'm not eating any found waffles
Dave: They're potato
Harriett and Debbie: They're litter.
Ok Ok... it didn't go exactly like that but that would have been amazing!

- Mood:
creative - Music:Barenaked Ladies - Call and Answer

Comments
:O
amazing.
(I never knew waffles were potatoes?)
(and...he looks like he's spitting continuously!)
well.. theyre called Potato Waffles for a reason
You can have them none potato though