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  • Oct. 26th, 2005 at 11:49 AM
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Dear Jamie Oliver,
                            I do realise you are a very fancy chef and all but I don't think you have the right saying that the youth today only eat garbage (not the band, that'd be horrible) and don't know how to cook.

I would like to inform you that I did Food Technology alonside alot of other friendly and cookworthey people and we were often complimented on our fine products.

If I were you I would stop insulting everyone and go kill yourself because personally we prefer Anthony Worrel' Thompson and Gordon Ramsay because at least they trust us!

Davie

PS. Stop being like Robert Campbell

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[info]totally49 wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 11:51 am (UTC)
Oh my god! Too right! Damn straight! And dagnabbit! He bloody does take after Campbell!!!! That is just too jawdroppingly shocking!!
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 11:56 am (UTC)
He is like Campbell but only successful at something! they should both be locked up together!
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 12:08 pm (UTC)
I'm sure if we squashed em both together in a MGS-sized locker, things might happen!!
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 12:14 pm (UTC)
good or bad things?
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 02:34 pm (UTC)
Does breaking the sex barrier (ie: having two men procreate...together) count as bad?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 03:14 pm (UTC)
seeing as he has a wife and kids... yes!
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 03:28 pm (UTC)
So, it's only bad because he cheated on his wife, not that he defied nature and had a child with another man? In a locker.
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 03:33 pm (UTC)
he's having a child with another man in the locker!? this was never mentioned to me
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 07:39 pm (UTC)
I thought that's what were talking about?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:05 pm (UTC)
our plan was to put them in a locker together... and that somehow escalated into them having babies :o
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:52 pm (UTC)
Well, you know, when a man is without a woman for a while, he starts getting...urges...
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC)
true... true... although that still doesn't explain the human possibility of having the baby! but we shall not question the two of them!
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 09:01 pm (UTC)
Well, that's why I asked if two men procreating would be a bad thing. You should have just said yes.
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[info]xmysteriousmex wrote:
Oct. 27th, 2005 12:02 am (UTC)
Ha ha your urges..with..yourself..
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[info]kimbo72 wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 02:21 pm (UTC)
I was in the supermarket with my mum the other day and started saying to her "there'th a million mealths to choosth from tho why eat the thame oneths again and again?"
and
"you might not think that thauthages and appleths go together..."

etc etc

I love taking the piss out of Jamie.
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)
haha! let's hope he doesn't ego search for himself on google and somehow wander here!
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 02:36 pm (UTC)
I know how to cook too!

I just don't because I'm lazy.
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[info]maidenite wrote:
Oct. 26th, 2005 07:16 pm (UTC)
Lol!! So true, although Gordon Ramsey's a bit of a prick...
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[info]violent_purple wrote:
Oct. 27th, 2005 09:00 am (UTC)
Anthony Worrell Thompson is The Shiz, he wrote my GI Diet cookbook, he introduced me to the wonders of lentils.
I can't stick Jamie Oliver, he's just EVERYWHERE I look, I swear theres more than one of him.
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