Ok, so I promised Steve I would upload this today so here I am! It was his alternate personal statement I wrote for him during Computing (I was very bored, this was actually written on the 7th July, my birthday and just before we got told about the London bombings, infact... the only reason why it's not complete is because we were watching the news around the television)



(Picture of me (Davy Crockett) standing with my good friend Hwan) refer to 

‘I'm not exaggerating when I say the success of your mission hinges on how you use that cardboard box. But in the end, a cardboard box is only made of paper. Handle it with care or it won't be of much use to you. Don't think of it as just another box. Treat it with love... Don't be rough.’

My name is Steve and when I’m not eating stuff I like to walk around the room in high heels shouting at pricks like Mark. Biddy Biddy Biddy. Hawahwawhawaw. I have absolutely no extra stuff except for building a giant pond filled with cement in which we trapped Kevin in during his stay. (He’s still there; I often see dogs posing on him, which is fun)

 I am a very useful engine and am red like James.  (That is a spitting image of me ) I am a friend with the fat controller who sells me my drugs and whores (look at him looking all innocent and fat).



(Oh and Mark, you're not a prick!)