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Angry Letters of Doom

  • Nov. 19th, 2005 at 8:23 PM
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Dear Andy and Larry Wachowski,

God forbid you'd leave your apartment, sauded little hellhole or whatever the hell you want to call it. Either way, I don't care... the point is that you guys are the most tarded people in the history of ever.

I recently completed your video game 'The Matrix: Path of Neo' and was very 'happy' to kick Agent Smith's butt every now and again. Now, I understand that many people hate you for the ending that you did choose for The Matrix Revolutions but why the hell did you have to go and make an aleternate ending!?!?

Do you even want me to tell you again what happens!? because quite frankly I don't think you both know ow stupid it really is. Smith knocks you into the crater and then both your faces pop up saying 'Well, congratulations, but we changed the ending to suit peoples tastes bla bla bla...' ...and then, after Smith does his 'MY WORLD!' skit all of the other agents leap together to form a Giant Agent Smith. Now when you destroy the Giant Agent Smith the song 'We Are The Champions' by Queen begins to play.

WHY!? WHY!?

Here are a few smacks of my keyboard that express my utter confusion

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I hope you are both happy

The Davie Brother

PS. If you don't make a Keymaker spin-off then I may have to kill Andy



The Agents look in utter dismay at what they have become (besides Smith of course, he's lovin' it!)
  • Mood: disappointed
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 09:38 pm (UTC)
Well, that didn't take you long to complete then! I hate games where the main storyline can't take me through many many long day's of playing (probably a good reason why I love RPGs - not just for the development, but the involving stories, if they have them of course)

I can't believe they had the nerve to change the ending... that just sounds silly. Poor Hugo would be spinning in his grave... if he were dead. (:P)
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 09:40 pm (UTC)
50 levels, one day, playing as Neo, was easily done! mind you, there was no plot seeing as it's the best fights / scenes in and out of all the movies
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 09:44 pm (UTC)
50 levels!?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 09:57 pm (UTC)
That's a whole lotta levels!
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 10:04 pm (UTC)
Aye!! Are some of them, like, three minutes long?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 10:07 pm (UTC)
oh yes! pretty darn much! at least there's a replayibility factor!
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)
Heheh, next time I come around, I'll have to have a go... if you haven't sold it by then! :P
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 10:29 pm (UTC)
I want to join in with a few smacks on my keyboard to help your cause. Hopefully the brothers will here our cries.


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[info]wormlover wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 10:39 pm (UTC)
be careful... 'they know Kung Fu' !
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
For the last time, no, you don't!!
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 11:51 pm (UTC)
Let's see your wager...elleventy billion dollars. That's not even a number.


....Yet.
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Nov. 19th, 2005 11:52 pm (UTC)
A...giant...agent Smith?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Nov. 20th, 2005 10:31 am (UTC)
I kid you not!

he's stomping on you and everything! crazy!
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[info]red_eyed_yoshi wrote:
Nov. 20th, 2005 03:13 pm (UTC)
....


As bad as the Revolution's ending was....I somehow doubt a giant Agent Smith would be any better...
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