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  • Jan. 21st, 2006 at 7:12 PM
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Dear People of Livejournal (Friends, Readers, Stalkers)



I recently discovered that my friend, Jessica Alba has been taken by the Bush People of 'That Road That Leads To Ranmoor' and there is a strong chance they may be doing random bush like things to her. I have decided to put together a band of Alba lovers together in in order to go free her. Me and The K-Man have automatically volunteered and we've strapped Dark Angel/Sin City DVDs to our jeans (for good luck!)

Who else is with us!? Woot!



  • Mood: elated
  • Music:Stars in your Eyes

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[info]totally49 wrote:
Jan. 21st, 2006 09:52 pm (UTC)
I'm not that much of an Alba fan, like you and the K-Man, but trust me when I say the Bush People of 'That Road That Leads to Ranmoor' are my mortal enemies.... and the enemies of my enemies are my friends! I'm with you, Davie and K-Man! Together we will rescue Jessica and stop the evil Bush People in their tracks! Comrades, regroup!!!
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 21st, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Hurrah!

This two year rivalry will come to an end!
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Jan. 22nd, 2006 04:20 pm (UTC)
I, for one, would welcome an end to this bitter rivalry that has extended nearly two years between us and the Bush People. However, they will not come quietly, and our many occassions to initiate peaceful negotiations with their ambassadors have only ended in tragedy. I believe the time is nigh, while we have the upper-hand of adrenaline under our grasp, to attack and lay siege to these unwelcome foreigners on our land. For too long have they been taking advantage of poor misadvised people, and trapping them in their bushes. We should definitely take a stance, stand up, and attack.

WHO IS WITH ME!?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 22nd, 2006 06:53 pm (UTC)
Here Here!

I have a very cunning plan... and it will kill two birds with one stone (well, not kill them... we don't want to do that to birds... that's just mean...) but we could tell Mr Gee that the bush people stole his cookies!

...and see what ensues (hmm, ensues is the right word right? Hmmm... I hope I didn't just go malapropism on my own ass)
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
You know what? That might just work... what if he doesnt find the Cookie of Delish from India though?...
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 07:03 am (UTC)
But what if that's a myth!? :o
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[info]rubberducky729 wrote:
Jan. 22nd, 2006 11:08 pm (UTC)
HEY! thats george bush SN. who said that

"the enemis of my enemies are my friend"

it was a prety reatard thing to do
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[info]totally49 wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:55 am (UTC)
HEY! he could have gone a whole lot worst and said

"the friends of my friends are my enemies"
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[info]maidenite wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 09:42 am (UTC)
tbf many people throughout history have supposedly said that, Mr Bush probably had a book read to him and thought it sounded good...
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:44 pm (UTC)
I think your confusing Bushes... that was George Bush Senior so i'm sure he read the book himself...

Jr however... can't be counted for
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(Anonymous) wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:02 pm (UTC)
No no, I got it right, I figure he must've got it from somewhere... :P
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[info]maidenite wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:02 pm (UTC)
No no, I got it right, I figure he must've got it from somewhere... :P
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:11 pm (UTC)
hehe, i'm gonna assume you went all anonymous there for a second :p
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[info]maidenite wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah sorry bout that... :( one of those forgetful moments you know...
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[info]rubberducky729 wrote:
Jan. 22nd, 2006 11:05 pm (UTC)
kafka?

what is kafka?
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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 10:40 am (UTC)
I don't know and I don't think I will ever know what/who Kafka is...
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[info]maidenite wrote:
Jan. 23rd, 2006 09:44 am (UTC)
RAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!! THOSE DAMN BUSH PEOPLE!!!! BURN BURN, THERE BUSHY LEAVES!!!

(or "yeah sure, lets go")
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(Anonymous) wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2006 08:37 pm (UTC)
kafka? WHAT is kafka? you mean WHO is kafka. famous famous FAMOUS german novelist, specialising in existentialism and books beginning with the word, "The." sort of a german jean-paul sartre.

however, having said all that, i do begin to wonder why anyone would want one of his books and some cheese, or even kafka himself and some cheese, in return for jessica alba. i'm perhaps missing the point here.

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[info]wormlover wrote:
Jan. 26th, 2006 09:02 pm (UTC)
Haha well Mr Anonymous... there's a tale behind it...

I was sending a text to my friend when predictive text decided to change everything to 'Bring Kafka and Cheese'... we were amused... true story :P

but are you kidding? Kafka and cheese? You could sit back and relax eating cheese whilst chatting about german existentialism... isn't that the life?
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