Dave's Safari no.1 - The Usual Suspects

  • Aug. 2nd, 2005 at 3:32 PM
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As you step inside Dave's Safari you can't help looking left and noticing the row of button bashers that have braved the worlds of Fighting Games. All the way from Street Fighter to Tekken they have done what they have done best!

Area 1
Blocker
Height: 6ft
Weight: 15st
This mighty fine specimin is noted for his blocking (hence the name), his big build can withstand absolutely anything thrown at him. His tactic? Press no buttons until the opponent's fingers are worn and then move in with a sharp attack.

Area 2
Sticker
Height: Varies
Weight: around 7st
This annoying fellow is perhaps the mot infuriating animal in the button bashers area of Dave's Safari and they only have one thought 'Pick a button and stick with it' and the opponent cannot even get a punch in - great for perfect KOs

Area 3
Smiths
(Not to be confused with Granny Smiths)
Height: Exactly the same every time
Weight: Exactly the same every time
These sneaky animals are called Smiths and their anology is very simple even if it often doesn't work. 'Pick a character and stick with it every round', this way, they are bound to find out the secret moves eventually and soon they'll become invincible.

Area 4
Grabbers
Height: Bigger than you
Weight: Heavier than you
The grabbers are younglings of fighting games and do not yet fully understand the other animals around them. As confused as their minds are they try to make an effort by working out what the simple grappling moves are and sticking with them. Unfortunatley on them, these blows can only be used if the character they are playing as is bigger than the opposing one.

Area 5
Pausers
Height: 1 Inch
Weight: 10 St - 15 St
These particular animals come in two varies, there are those who pause to try look at command menus and there are the worse ones. The pausers who pause the game just as the opponent is about to make his move allowing for the pausee to gain advantage

Area 6
Bashers
Height: Average
Weight: Average
The most common and successfull animals in this particular section are the button bashers who are really just looking to have a good time until the reach the verge of constipation. They smack any button as fast as they can until both health bars are minimal, it's then a fight to see who can press the final button fast enough follows by "That was close" often said by the winner

Enclosed Area 1
The Perfect Species
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Contained inside the special area of Dave's safari lies the perfect species of fighter that lies in mystery to the human being. Nobody can be sure if there is actually a perfect species out there or if it's just really an Urban Legend but there are many stories of what it can achieve. Many people have often been recorded saying 'I heard it memorises all the moves from each manual and recites them every day'

In the distance the FPS section can be seen and at 2pm it's time for the Camper's feeding show