Poll #549938 Giant Japanese Robotic Dog!
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

If you had a giant Japanese Robot Dog what would you do with it?

What would you call it??

What Special Features Would it Have?

Would you use it for good or bad?

On the scale of 1 to 10, why?

What went through your mind on the previous question?

If you think you are going to fail your A-Levels then don't worry! because Alton Towers are giving free day passes to anybody who scores three U's or worse on 18th August, the spokesperson for the park (Mike Lorimer) says it's an offer open to 'genuine failures only'

"Only those students with photo identification and an original exam slip will be allowed in for free," he said. "All exams must have been failed comprehensively and we are only interested in exam slips from 2005 - this is for newly qualified failures only!"

So Go Go Go Failures of England! For Free Alton Towers Awaits You!!!!

So here I am just freeing up a Wednesday afternoon like you do when I decided to create the Cek family on Sims. This is a thing we always do whenever we are bored and it's pretty simple. Create a house with Me, Steve (totally49) and Mark (axeman2002) with Skinner as the next door Neighbour :o

Here are three pictures (out of many) that I thought i'd upload, mind you, i've only been playing for about 30 minutes now, I could certainly get some more (EDIT: Best leave it at a low level because these pictures are massive, well, they were until I shrunk them down and made them less quality) (Average Size = 10k)

It's actually quite scary, as soon as I pressed unpause Mark headed straight for the televison to switched on action films and myself and Steve went to play SSX on the computer


Mark getting angry because some random guy tried to take his Chinese Takeaway 'away'!


Mark telling the guy to get the hell out of the house!


(From Left to Right) Mark, Dave and Steve (Notice how theres nothing else around, we got a cheap deal on the house!) The walk is like Resevoir Dogs only super crapper and unintentional

You'll also notice that I like to play with the 'No-Wall' view!

As you step inside Dave's Safari you can't help looking left and noticing the row of button bashers that have braved the worlds of Fighting Games. All the way from Street Fighter to Tekken they have done what they have done best!

Area 1
Blocker
Height: 6ft
Weight: 15st
This mighty fine specimin is noted for his blocking (hence the name), his big build can withstand absolutely anything thrown at him. His tactic? Press no buttons until the opponent's fingers are worn and then move in with a sharp attack.

Area 2
Sticker
Height: Varies
Weight: around 7st
This annoying fellow is perhaps the mot infuriating animal in the button bashers area of Dave's Safari and they only have one thought 'Pick a button and stick with it' and the opponent cannot even get a punch in - great for perfect KOs

Area 3
Smiths
(Not to be confused with Granny Smiths)
Height: Exactly the same every time
Weight: Exactly the same every time
These sneaky animals are called Smiths and their anology is very simple even if it often doesn't work. 'Pick a character and stick with it every round', this way, they are bound to find out the secret moves eventually and soon they'll become invincible.

Area 4
Grabbers
Height: Bigger than you
Weight: Heavier than you
The grabbers are younglings of fighting games and do not yet fully understand the other animals around them. As confused as their minds are they try to make an effort by working out what the simple grappling moves are and sticking with them. Unfortunatley on them, these blows can only be used if the character they are playing as is bigger than the opposing one.

Area 5
Pausers
Height: 1 Inch
Weight: 10 St - 15 St
These particular animals come in two varies, there are those who pause to try look at command menus and there are the worse ones. The pausers who pause the game just as the opponent is about to make his move allowing for the pausee to gain advantage

Area 6
Bashers
Height: Average
Weight: Average
The most common and successfull animals in this particular section are the button bashers who are really just looking to have a good time until the reach the verge of constipation. They smack any button as fast as they can until both health bars are minimal, it's then a fight to see who can press the final button fast enough follows by "That was close" often said by the winner

Enclosed Area 1
The Perfect Species
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Contained inside the special area of Dave's safari lies the perfect species of fighter that lies in mystery to the human being. Nobody can be sure if there is actually a perfect species out there or if it's just really an Urban Legend but there are many stories of what it can achieve. Many people have often been recorded saying 'I heard it memorises all the moves from each manual and recites them every day'

In the distance the FPS section can be seen and at 2pm it's time for the Camper's feeding show

Poll #541379 Who's Better?
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Which Alien Film Do You Prefer?

Which Predator Film Do You Prefer?

So... Who's Better?

Do you have Red Eyes?

What would you do if you saw a Facehugger?

Look out for next weeks poll, Agent Smith Vs Elrond!

Well, the summer holidays are well under way and I got bored and decided to install Alien Versus Predator 2 'again' just so I can go around invisible and web people. I'm not sure what I can really talk about in this post as there isn't really much happening and conversations on MSN have just become things of "How are you?" "Fine" and not much else.

I hope to update with some pretty interesting things later on in the day/week as that's what i'm here for (and I don't want to put my $5 to waste :o)

P.S. Predator Sucks, Alien Rules


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