“Hello, everyone. It's been a *long* time since I've done a voice post. Um, it's really been a long time since I've actually done any kind of posting. But I figured I'm, you know, I've got a paid account, I might as well use up these services, right? Um, right now I'm using 1.6 megabytes of a possible 2 gigabytes. So, I should probably make the best of voice post. Um, so either expect a really, really long message or a lot of little ones. I hope that gets you excited; it certainly gets *me* excited. And, yeah, I'll look forward to doing some more posting soon. But until then: watch out, and take care!”

totally49

“Hey people, it's Dave here. I'm taking the dog for walk, so I figured I'd phone up. I haven't done this in a while so it it's certainly gonna be interesting. I dont know if this transcribes itself - apparently it does - so Steve might be out of a job. Anyway I'm still a bit of a - down and not knowing what to do tomorrow. Whether or not to go to this football game or not - I don't know it's a bit silly anyway. So, now I shall be off and I hope everyone is having a good day. Take care!”

totally49

“So I'm downstairs at the moment and I decided to do a phone post because well, my dinner's going to be ready very, very soon. I'm having fish cakes - if you don't know what they are, where have you been your whole life? Ah, I have my second exam of the summer and A2, tomorrow afternoon and that's an ICT retake, so luckily that shouldn't be too hard. I'm kind of dreading Math, but after Monday, I'll never have to do math again! Which is good! What else have I been up to? Umm... If you didn't already know, my parents are on holiday so I've been home alone, which means I'm running out of clean clothes. Clean Clothes, not good. But, because I'm the luckiest guy ever, Fran offered to come around on Monday, and show me how to operate the washing machine thing. Needless to say, its Wednesday, and I still have no clothes. Well, I've got clothes, just no clean ones, so I'm going to have to do that tonight. Well, I really should check up on those fish cakes, crank a shower, and head for an early night's sleep I guess. It's been real fun, goodbye!”

totally49

“Welcome, welcome Livejournalers, or should I say "hey"? Basically, this is just a test, I really don't know what I'm doing, so I'm just going to be making this up as I go. I hope it goes all well, and I really can't say. But, yeah, you know, whatever. Really, I dunno why you're all listening to this, or reading this, you know. 'Cos I'm sure someones going to transcribe this and I think I know who. But, yeah, well, yeah, thats uhh. Well, I guess I'll leave it here, yeah? And if you enjoyed listening to me ramble and say nothing, then you can just leave a comment or something. Okay, right, well, uhm, yeah, Bye!”

totally49

“Hey this is David here again. I've been, well, I haven't really been told, but I thought I'd do another phone post. They're cheap and I can do them, so I thought I'd... here's another one. I come back Thursday, if you wanted to know. But the weather here's been pretty good. People have been saying there's a lot of storm, but I think over in Kissimmee, we've had the least part of it. We did get interrupted at some point by a lot of thunder and lightening, but its all gone now. So, thats about it.

A few people I'd like to mention, I said I would, so here I go. These people commented on my last phone post so they get their special mention. And that is: red_eyed_yoshi, totally49 (who of course, was very nice to transcribe my last one, but I don't know if he's going to do it this time, I don't know if I'll be talking longer or shorter, but we'll just have to find out) Continuing on: anonymous, who turns out to be red_eyed_yoshi again; mischa_craven, Han, thankyou for commenting. one_breath, thankyou very much. Mark, axeman there, with a good comment - it was a funny story, I'll have to talk to him about that later.

So, what's everyone up to right now? I'm watching television, not much on. We have HBO over here, that means I can watch Spider-Man every day! Because, that's all the show! I dont know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, but to me, its not... that good. You be the judge: if you'd like to watch Spider-Man, maybe you would, you could easily just say, "I'd like to watch Spider-Man everyday, it'd be fun." So, thats about it.

I'm not up to much later, I will be on the Internet. You all know my email address, or my livejournal of course, so you can just talk to me here. It's about half nine back in England, so I don't know how long everyone will be up to, but I will be on shortly. So, I'd better leave it as this, because, well, my phone card is going to run out soon. So I'll talk to you later. Okay, bye!”

totally49

“Hey, this is David here. Currently in the United States. I don't know how long I've got on this, so I'll go ahead and talk. I promised I'd do this a few days ago but I never got around to it, so I'll do it now. Just in the States at the moment, not done really that much that anyone needs to know about. To be honest, I dont really expect many people to listen to this, except for.. you know, I expect Steve maybe. But that's really about it. But if you do, leave a comment. And Steve: you leave a special comment telling me that you've listened to this and you've acknowledged... yeah. That sort of stuff.

So, I was at Universal Studios; it was yesterday infact, and I came off the Terminator ride, and this is a funny story. And of course, everyone knows that Arnie is the Terminator. We all came out, we were in the shop, and there was this little boy, and he goes "Aww, I never knew Sean Connery played the Terminator". I thought that was kind of amusing, and if you didn't then... you didn't I guess, and thats about it.

This file's an MP3, so if you can't play it, I don't know whats wrong. Well, you wont know you can't play it unless you listen to this, unless, in which case, you <u>are</u> playing this and of course, it does work.

Also, if anyone could, could anyone find out if this is only a friends post, or if this post is available to everyone, because I'd liked to know. Maybe one of you could log out and say "Yeah, yeah, you can do this in Friends", or anonymously or whatever.

Okay, well, I hope everyone's doing good, if you want to leave any comments and maybe I'll post my phone [<em>voicepost</em>] another day. Goodbye!”

totally49

“Hey, this is David here, all the way from the UK
phoning up the Orlando number, this is like my very early April Fools
It's 40 minutes until the 1st... of April... so, I gave you a ring
I tried to phone posts before but... it didn't work very well
so erm... I'm just watching Tv... not much on, just watched Contact and now i'll watch Friday Night With Johnathon Ross on UKTV Gold 2
If you want to leave a comment just do so, i like to read 'comments'
(goes on to explain Wav format)
Bye!”

wormlover