Cultural learnings with Davie

  • Sep. 30th, 2007 at 3:23 AM
Boromir Laughing, Seinfeld, Steven Page jumpy!, Dr Jones... doll!, Bailey, Mulder with his Shades!, Solid Snake, Groovy, Smile Jayne, Gabe Awakes, Toht, Alan Partridge Fat, Boink, Smith Laughing, I Don't Gaze, Tim the evil hypnotist, Eamon Happy, My Name Is Earl, This Is Not Here, James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover (Animated, it's not silly, Mark Owen with Microphone, Ryoko + Ayeka Fight, Giggle Loop, No Girls Allowed, Whore-ray!, Samantha, Back to the Future Part Three, Mimi the cat, Back to the Future Part Two, Barry, Bravo, John Barrowman - Saucy, Splash, Boromir Hands on head, Dr Cox Playing Golf!, My Julian Opie pic, Mulder having a pick, Ocelot Flying!, Indiana Jones - Oh Shii..., Mulder and his sister, X-Files Story, Matthew Broderick OMGZERS!, Back to the Future Part One, John Constantine - Look, Looking Sharpe, John Leguizamo, Sean Bean!, Foxcast, Indiana Jones - Hmm, You've had worse, James Blunt - Blink, What A Horrible Nightmare, The Truth Is Out There!, Bruce Ismay, Constantine - Jump, My Singing Dog, Dark Angel, Eamon Scared!, Stop Playing Resevior Dogs, Sexy Party, Gaius Dance!, Shatner Old tto Young, Stewie Happy, Stewie Window, Jack and Sawyer, The Customer is Always Right, JD Scrubs, Garfield Window, Animated Mulder, John Constantine - Command, Hairy Krishna, Green Wing - Mark Heap!, WormoWare, Titanic, Womens ears, Blocked by drums, Not a cylon, Batman is such an artist, No Meaning, Kitano Upset :(, Ed Tongue, Gaius Baltar, Picard Pwned, Bare-Naked, To Wonder, Ryoko, Me with Llamas!, Want some Sake?, James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover, Rolf Harris Wobble Board, Mark Own - Shineee, John Barrowman - Happy, X-Files Holding Hands, Mark Owen - Point!, Let's go to prison, Fogg, Scully lookin' all non-carey, Celeb Jeopardy, Adama - Home, Bad FBI, BR2, Dependo De Ti
So it'ls 3am (I feel the great need to watch Roger Moore for some reason) and I've just arrived back from this American Football game that a whopping 3 people polled me to go to! I figured I'd update now so everyone knows that afterwards I'm gonna fall asleep and it's gonna be gooood!. Anyways.... the ball game!

(Pic Right: A very serious looking (and not at all lewd :( ) Dave ready for some outdoors)

College Football is exactly how you'd imagine it... played in college... and upon arrival of the University of Florida campus you're pretty much greeted by everything you see in teen college movies (I guess those things have to be based on real life to some extent!) The stadium itself... The Ben(ny) Hill Stadium (lolz) was pretty darned big! bigger than Bramall lane! The actual pitch or whatever you play American Football on is quite smaller, at least smaller than a regular football pitch so this was generally a good thing as I was able to see what the heck was going on!.

Oh how I was so wrong...

The pre-shows were great! They had everything cheesy like you hope they would! A marching band that forms a map of Florida on the field... cheerleaders throwing each other round and an American National Anthem... they even had two Fighter Jets fly over the stadium making a huge roarrrrrrrr. Unfortunately as soon as kick off began I had lost much attention... I was just quite confused by the whole ordeal... in fact I would have probably been less confused if I had chose to spend 3 hours reading 'A Brief History of Time'... however that wasn't an option in my poll.... All I know is that (and you can see in the video) there was a guy two rows down who supported the opposite team to everyone else in the area... which made him very unpopular! Now in England I'm sure some fat guy would have probably walked up to him and tried to nut him or rip his internal organs in half but over here there is slightly more sportsmanship and cheese so people just shouted stuff at him instead!

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Sports!? Like Physical Excercise?

  • Sep. 27th, 2007 at 10:25 AM
Boromir Laughing, Seinfeld, Steven Page jumpy!, Dr Jones... doll!, Bailey, Mulder with his Shades!, Solid Snake, Groovy, Smile Jayne, Gabe Awakes, Toht, Alan Partridge Fat, Boink, Smith Laughing, I Don't Gaze, Tim the evil hypnotist, Eamon Happy, My Name Is Earl, This Is Not Here, James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover (Animated, it's not silly, Mark Owen with Microphone, Ryoko + Ayeka Fight, Giggle Loop, No Girls Allowed, Whore-ray!, Samantha, Back to the Future Part Three, Mimi the cat, Back to the Future Part Two, Barry, Bravo, John Barrowman - Saucy, Splash, Boromir Hands on head, Dr Cox Playing Golf!, My Julian Opie pic, Mulder having a pick, Ocelot Flying!, Indiana Jones - Oh Shii..., Mulder and his sister, X-Files Story, Matthew Broderick OMGZERS!, Back to the Future Part One, John Constantine - Look, Looking Sharpe, John Leguizamo, Sean Bean!, Foxcast, Indiana Jones - Hmm, You've had worse, James Blunt - Blink, What A Horrible Nightmare, The Truth Is Out There!, Bruce Ismay, Constantine - Jump, My Singing Dog, Dark Angel, Eamon Scared!, Stop Playing Resevior Dogs, Sexy Party, Gaius Dance!, Shatner Old tto Young, Stewie Happy, Stewie Window, Jack and Sawyer, The Customer is Always Right, JD Scrubs, Garfield Window, Animated Mulder, John Constantine - Command, Hairy Krishna, Green Wing - Mark Heap!, WormoWare, Titanic, Womens ears, Blocked by drums, Not a cylon, Batman is such an artist, No Meaning, Kitano Upset :(, Ed Tongue, Gaius Baltar, Picard Pwned, Bare-Naked, To Wonder, Ryoko, Me with Llamas!, Want some Sake?, James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover, Rolf Harris Wobble Board, Mark Own - Shineee, John Barrowman - Happy, X-Files Holding Hands, Mark Owen - Point!, Let's go to prison, Fogg, Scully lookin' all non-carey, Celeb Jeopardy, Adama - Home, Bad FBI, BR2, Dependo De Ti
Some people play Tennis American Football, I erode the human soul

So I have the option of a free ticket to see some American Football game on Saturday... I don't understand the sport... and don't really want to. understand it... all I know is that it's a great medium for motivational inspirational movies... however I realised it would give me something to write in my blog if I go. (It would also appease our old PE teacher Mr Tartt - who said I was the best hooker (Not this kind) he ever saw!)

So my poll to you is....

Poll #1062089 Football
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Should I risk bordem in the name of interwebs?

View Answers

Yes! - Do it for me Dave! Do it for me!
3 (50.0%)

No! - Are you kidding man? That stuff is for loozers!
1 (16.7%)

Take lewd pictures of yourself instead
2 (33.3%)

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