
We must go!
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refreshed - Music:Franz Ferdinand - Do You Want To
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annoyed

How could I forget!? Wafflemas is nearly here! (December 21st)
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relaxed - Music:James Horner - An Ocean of Memories

It's the last day of WaffleCon 2005... WaffleMas!
These 16 days have been waffle-tastic
Happy Wafflemas everyone!
*Please Remember, WaffleCon is a fictional festival! we don't really eat crazy amounts of waffles! :P*
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contemplative
WaffleCon has begun! the legendary festival that begins on the 5th of every December all the way through to the 21st has hit it off with a bang and although there has been no Waffle tasting as such we were more than happy to see people making a great turnout to the events around the globe!
Here are just some of the highlights of Day 1 at WaffleCon Sheffield:
WaffleSong 1: If I had a Waffle
(To The Tune of 'If I had a Hammer (duh!) )
If I had a waffle, I'd Waffle in the Morning!
I'd Waffle in the Evening!, all over this land!
It's the Waffle of Syrup!, The Waffle of Sugar!
It's the waffle of the love between the butter and the jam
Al-lllll-Over this land
(Repeat for desired effect)
WaffleGuest 1: Ioan Gruffadd
I'm glad that we managed to catch up with Mr Gruffadd before the start of WaffleCon and that Ioan managed to make the day (as he promised) because it really meant that we were in for a treat... with rumours of Ray Liotta not being able to attend because of his beard we looked forward to having a Welsh celebrity show up on the scene to show Ray up. Ioan was good enough for us to take some pics and ask him a few questions about the festival.
Davie: Ioan! thanks for letting us interview you on Day 1 of WaffleCon!, are you having a good time?
Ioan: Yeah! it's nice to be a part of WaffleCon you know, seeing all the Wafflers makes me a very happy man *smiles*
Davie: Have you... tried any of the waffles yet?
Ioan: No, I don't believe there are any waffles here today, it's the beginning of the festival so i'm doing my part finding out what the Wafflers want to see over the next 16 days
Ioan: ...Why, have you managed to get your hand on any waffles? *laughs*
Davie: *laughs along* No Mr Gruffadd, unfortunately not!
Davie: Is it true... that in every movie you have some dedication to waffles?
Ioan: Yes! it's one of my many little dedications I do! During 'Fantastic Four' you can see that the villian clearly turns into a waffle for a brief period of time... and in the film 'Titanic' you can clearly see me 'waffling' down waffles when searching for survivors in the sea.
Davie: Truly Admirable! I hope you enjoy the rest of the day and maybe i'll get to speak to you again
Picture Right: We have reason to believe that this year, we may get to see 'Doug The Waffle Man' creating his almighty Belguim Waffles for us! however because he is only a legend that has been going on for many centuries we believe that this year, Doug will be played by famous director 'Steven Spielberg'!.
Know Your Waffles!
If you are planning to take part in WaffleCon 2005 then you may need to get down on some of the common lingo and facts!
WaffleCon: Short for Waffle Convention, many go on to celebrate this festival every 5th - 21st December
Wafflers: Avid Waffle fans that come to WaffleCon every year
Doug The Waffle Man: The song '16 Days of WaffleCon' depict Doug to be a friendly man who delivers waffles to you on each day!
WaffleSong: A song depicting the festival WaffleCon, many famous one exist such as '12 Days of WaffleCon', 'We Three Waffles', 'If I had a Waffle', Walking in a Waffle Wonderland' etc
WaffleDance: The giant WaffleDance taken at the end of every festivul lead by Doug!
Look out for more!
WaffleGuest 2: Billy Zane
An unexpected guest this year at WaffleCon (after he tried to swim his way through all the syrup last year!). We presumed that Billy Zane was not going to make the turn out! However he did show his appretiation (sp?) to WaffleCon and said these few things.
An unexpected guest this year at WaffleCon (after he tried to swim his way through all the syrup last year!). We presumed that Billy Zane was not going to make the turn out! However he did show his appretiation (sp?) to WaffleCon and said these few things.
Davie: Billy! good to see you again!
Billy: It's always a pleasure meeting you Dave
Davie: I go by Davie now! it seems to have that effect!
Billy: Ok! Davie! I like it!
Davie: *chuckles* So.. what are you doing here? I expected they wouldn't let you back since last years ordeal
Billy: Well... i'm a paying customer and I love my waffles... are you not happy to see me back?
Davie: No! I'm really glad!
Billy: *Pulls Out Waffle* Here, I thought I might see you so I saved you this!
Davie: Thanks! May be the first I actually try in a long time!
(Please Note: WaffleCon is a fictional festival!)
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creative - Music:The Killers - Jenny Was a Friend Of Mine
For all those interested in Wafflecon
Ray Liotta may be unable to attend this years event. ...and I quote:

'Many thanks for everyones concern... however, the rumours are true... I may not be able to make Wafflecon 2005 this December because my newly acquired beard may spoil my waffle tasting experience'
Ray Liotta may be unable to attend this years event. ...and I quote:

'Many thanks for everyones concern... however, the rumours are true... I may not be able to make Wafflecon 2005 this December because my newly acquired beard may spoil my waffle tasting experience'
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distressed - Music:Ranmoor Deli
Because it's sunday and I haven't had much lunch... tonight I will make something fom Emeril's site!

BAM! Don't be surprised if it goes horribly wrong!
...or I start doing impressions!
I don't think I have the ingrediants or the time *sigh*
BAM! Don't be surprised if it goes horribly wrong!
...or I start doing impressions!
I don't think I have the ingrediants or the time *sigh*
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lazy - Music:Barenaked Ladies - Breakfast at Tiffany's
5 Golden Potato Waffles!
yumm... and i have 6 left over!

'I like Waffles' - Ray Liotta - Wafflecon 1994
yumm... and i have 6 left over!

'I like Waffles' - Ray Liotta - Wafflecon 1994
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hungry - Music:Haha, I have the Vice City soundtrack on... 99 Luftballons..
Dear Jamie Oliver,
I do realise you are a very fancy chef and all but I don't think you have the right saying that the youth today only eat garbage (not the band, that'd be horrible) and don't know how to cook.
I would like to inform you that I did Food Technology alonside alot of other friendly and cookworthey people and we were often complimented on our fine products.
If I were you I would stop insulting everyone and go kill yourself because personally we prefer Anthony Worrel' Thompson and Gordon Ramsay because at least they trust us!
Davie
PS. Stop being like Robert Campbell


I do realise you are a very fancy chef and all but I don't think you have the right saying that the youth today only eat garbage (not the band, that'd be horrible) and don't know how to cook.
I would like to inform you that I did Food Technology alonside alot of other friendly and cookworthey people and we were often complimented on our fine products.
If I were you I would stop insulting everyone and go kill yourself because personally we prefer Anthony Worrel' Thompson and Gordon Ramsay because at least they trust us!
Davie
PS. Stop being like Robert Campbell

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aggravated - Music:Misty the dog
Dave: You aren't going to believe what just happened to me. I found Waffles!
Harriett and Debbie: You can't just find waffles. Waffles aren't naturally occurring
Dave: You know the kitchen? I was walking out of there, and as I was heading to the door. I found them
Harriett and Debbie: They had to be someones waffles
Dave: No, I even asked somebody!
Dave: I was like, are these your waffles?
..and he was like..
No
Harriett and Debbie: So what did you do with them?
Dave: I brought them here *shows waffles* I thought we could have a waffle party
Harriett and Debbie: I'm not eating any found waffles
Dave: They're potato
Harriett and Debbie: They're litter.
Ok Ok... it didn't go exactly like that but that would have been amazing!

Harriett and Debbie: You can't just find waffles. Waffles aren't naturally occurring
Dave: You know the kitchen? I was walking out of there, and as I was heading to the door. I found them
Harriett and Debbie: They had to be someones waffles
Dave: No, I even asked somebody!
Dave: I was like, are these your waffles?
..and he was like..
No
Harriett and Debbie: So what did you do with them?
Dave: I brought them here *shows waffles* I thought we could have a waffle party
Harriett and Debbie: I'm not eating any found waffles
Dave: They're potato
Harriett and Debbie: They're litter.
Ok Ok... it didn't go exactly like that but that would have been amazing!

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creative - Music:Barenaked Ladies - Call and Answer
So i'll have to keep things short, This morning we saw Corpse Bride which fan-diddy tastic (was in league with Nightmare Before Christmas (which doesn't have Johnny Depp in for those silly people who thought such a thing!)
Well.. I think i smell burning... So i'll see you later!
EDIT: The Balloons are for K's Birthday!
EDIT: If there are waffles there I will kill myself!
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ditzy - Music:Chingon - Malaguena Salerosa